CHURCH, CABBAGE AND WET PUSSY! LMFAO

SO TODAY  I WOKE UP LATE=] THEN I HAD TOI GET A QUICK BREAKFAST AND GET READY FOR CHURCH. I LEFT MY HOUSE HALF  HOUR  LATE SO I DIDNT HAVE TO STAY THE WHOLE TIME=] SMART RITE? YEA I NO  ANYWAY IM STARTING TO NOTICE THAT LITTLE KIDS DONT LIKE ME SO IM PLAYING WITH MY LIL SIS CUZ AND HE WAS LAUGHING AND GIGLING THEN HE MADE A FIST AND PUNCHED ME=/GRRR DAMN LITTLE CHILDREN. NEXT I WENT TO MY MOMS HOUSE FOR DINNER AND WHILE WE EATING DINNER AND HAVING  A CONVERSATION MY SIS DECIDES SHE WANTS TO ASK FOR MORE CABBAGE AND MY MOMS SPAZZES AND SAYS : IF U EAT TO MUCH CABBAGE YA PUSSY GONNA BE WET! LMFAO ARE U DEADASS WELL IDK WHERE MY PARENTS COME FROM SMH  ANYWAY THATS ALL 4 TODAY  ACTUALLY LOOKING FOWARD TO HOMECOMMING TOMORROW{YES CUZ MY SKOOL ONLY HAVING HOMECOMMING IN 2009} IT BETTER NOT BE A WASTE OF TIME!!!